public service announcement

for some reason i feel it is my duty to tell everyone the following: you know in movies when the director is trying to display the character’s physical strength, and there is a scene of that actor doing chin-ups, all sweaty and gross like, and you suddenly feel like that is the strongest person on […]

animal crackers in my soup, monkeys and rabbits loop dee loop…

i am sleepy. i want to nap. alas i cannot, i am at work. somehow i have a boy band song stuck in my head, by n’sync or the backstreet boys, i think it’s called ‘bye bye bye’. anyway, how the fuck did i manage to get this song stuck in my head? has anyone […]

hi world, yeah, i might be able to pencil you into my fucking busy schedule

my obsession with exercise has engulfed my life more than ever before. i now have a personal trainer for the next 4-5 weeks. thank goodness i am in between soccer seasons – i don’t know how the hell i would manage if i had another 2 hrs for a game, and another 1 hr for […]