animal crackers in my soup, monkeys and rabbits loop dee loop…


i am sleepy. i want to nap. alas i cannot, i am at work.

somehow i have a boy band song stuck in my head, by n’sync or the backstreet boys, i think it’s called ‘bye bye bye’. anyway, how the fuck did i manage to get this song stuck in my head?

has anyone else had issues opening their deoderant? i consistently squeeze the lid so much when i am pulling it off that i completely massacre the portion of deoderant that has been twisted out. lately i have been destroying it so badly that i have to pick up big chunks off the bathroom counter and put it back together like a fucking puzzle. then its all weird and mushy and i end up with way to much in my armpits and then i have to remove some. fuck life is hard!

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