there are some things in this world i know for sure. . .


  1. unicorns fart glitter
  2. unicorns poo rainbows
  3. coffee is part of my body’s chemical composition and requires constant replenishing

otherwise i am completely confused. i feel i have lost myself in this mish mash of crazy project stuff at work? i cling to things in the distant future – career goals, tattoos, and what’s for dinner. fuck i think i’m babbling. i think i am a babbler at heart. there were a couple instances over the last 1-2 weeks when people asked me if i breathed when i spoke. it’s funny, i guess they didn’t realize that i was simply trying to inform them of something that i didn’t know was important or not, and didn’t want to waste time. i must have sounded like a fucking chipmunk.